When I’m at my parents house, and my mom calls out that dinner is ready
whatshouldwecallme:

How I feel when I walk into a bar full of college kids
whatshouldwecallme:

When the guy from the bar tries to sleep over
whatshouldwecallme:

When I'm at the bar, and my friend suggests that I go over and talk to my crush
whatshouldwecallme:
I’m just like,

My perspective on people
whatshouldwecallme:
Sober:

Drunk:

When I almost hooked up with my friend’s ex
whatshouldwecallme:

When I tell someone that I don’t feel like going to school/work, and they say: Why?
whatshouldwecallme:

When someone asks what I've learned in law school
whatshouldwecallme:

When I start getting ready to go out
whatshouldwecallme:

When I’m drunk and obsessed with someone I just met
whatshouldwecallme:

When your friend won’t admit that they’re in a bad mood
whatshouldwecallme:
You just wanna be like,

When a guy flirts with me all night but then doesn’t make a move
whatshouldwecallme:

When my boyfriend gets mad at another guy for flirting with me
whatshouldwecallme:
On the outside:

On the inside:

When someone tries to tell me Yoshi isn’t the best player in Mario Kart
whatshouldwecallme:
